May 2013
pizza:
jeremymckinnonbuttblog:
lets make a test
who is easier to summon
1. Pizza?
2. Yahoo Staff?
3. Vegans?
4. Satan?
lets wait and see the result
ha ha ha i win
rowdyonionrings:
“are you drawing fanart again isn’t that all you ever do”
shikajika:
ive finally found the symbol that fits my gender
defence-stat:
silcoon:
metapod:
cascoon:
*harden*
*harden*
*harden*
I am so high right now
thequeenstons:
bisubboy:
thequeenstons:
horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait
I, literally, cannot remember the last time I didn’t feel horny. I’m pretty sure it would have had to have been before puberty, but I was oddly fascinated by my own sexuality even as a young child. I can remember learning to masturbate to (dry, obviously) orgasm at about 3-4.
...
shepard-commander:
I don’t think I want any ice cream thanks
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stylinsmut:
the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
“If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the...”
– A Short Post on Rape Prevention (via brute-reason)
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imagine-dragonlords:
thewayweride:
If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy FINE If you’re gay and you fall for a woman FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls FINE If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys FINE If you’re pansexual and have a preference FINE What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the...
nintendofunclub:
c0caino:
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
noodle dick
notmikey:
balloonney:
teachers who don’t let videos buffer before playing them
and think the video is broken when it stops to load
“well it’s a shame the video’s not working. i guess we’ll have to do this packet instead”
“work in pairs”
Watchpotties:
u dumb
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