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bisubboy:

thequeenstons:

horny has become less of a mood for me and more of a personality trait

I, literally, cannot remember the last time I didn’t feel horny. I’m pretty sure it would have had to have been before puberty, but I was oddly fascinated by my own sexuality even as a young child. I can remember learning to masturbate to (dry, obviously) orgasm at about 3-4.

Thanks.

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bustin-makesmefeelgood:

kittydoom:

CAT OWLS

Cowls, as worn by Batman

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svveden:

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

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u-kwonjiyong:

fivetail:

weeaboo-chan:

tabbybeard:

yeah

oh my gofd

Are you fucking kidding me

fuck

why

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shepard-commander:

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I don’t think I want any ice cream thanks

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vaati:

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where am I

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magnezone:

shinysquirtlesquad:

upsetpancake:

ceruleanreverie:

ash are you fucking serious right now

OH M YGOD NO

ASH YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT

i’m out 

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8yearoldslut:

me arriving at the gates of hell

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stylinsmut:

the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”

she picked up a sperm

just one

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If owning a gun and knowing how to use it worked, the military would be the safest place for a woman. It’s not.

If women covering up their bodies worked, Afghanistan would have a lower rate of sexual assault than Polynesia. It doesn’t.

If not drinking alcohol worked, children would not be raped. They are.

If your advice to a woman to avoid rape is to be the most modestly dressed, soberest and first to go home, you may as well add “so the rapist will choose someone else”.

If your response to hearing a woman has been raped is “she didn’t have to go to that bar/nightclub/party” you are saying that you want bars, nightclubs and parties to have no women in them. Unless you want the women to show up, but wear kaftans and drink orange juice. Good luck selling either of those options to your friends.

Or you could just be honest and say that you don’t want less rape, you want (even) less prosecution of rapists.

imagine-dragonlords:

thewayweride:

If you’re lesbian and you fall for a guy
FINE
If you’re gay and you fall for a woman
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for girls
FINE
If you’re bisexual and you have a preference for guys
FINE
If you’re pansexual and have a preference
FINE
What’s not fine is telling someone they can’t love another person because it doesn’t fit into the confinements of a label. 

T H I S

If you’re asexual and get attracted to someone somehow. 

FINE. 

the first two i just don’t get???

how can you be gay in both senses and then fall for a member of the opposite sex? that isn’t a labeling issue„ that’s you not being gay, wouldn’t that make you bi??? also the last one doesn’t make sense either, you can be romantically attracted to someone at any given time….

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binayo:

helioscentrifuge:

THIS HOLE WAS MADE FOR ME

TH-THIS IS MY WALL!

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